I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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