but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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