My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
that's an acceptable place to lick
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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