yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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