Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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