He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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