ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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