Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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