I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Randomize
