I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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