Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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