my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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