i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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