I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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