is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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