I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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