so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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