Do vagina's smell?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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