I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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