I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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