come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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