Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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