windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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