party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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