hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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