just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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