we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Randomize
