you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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