Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
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"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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