Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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