sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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