I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
