I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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