i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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