Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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