so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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