i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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