Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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