He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
as a side note pls kill me
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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