Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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