There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
If that was your dad, he is hot
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
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my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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