at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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