accomplished twins. life is a go
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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