I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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