Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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