I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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