What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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