i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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