babies were throwing up all over the place
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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