I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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