she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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