just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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