I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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