He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
What drink are we having for lunch?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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