you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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