I'm really into asian looking animals
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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