So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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